This morning I was looking at a Hummer stuck in a narrow, steep and icy street close to where I live - unable to either go back or move forward as it was sliding toward a parked SUV beneath. A lighter vehicle could easily have navigated its way down the slope, but not this ludicrous behemoth. As everyone who would drive a Hummer is obviously a sociopath and a public enemy, watching the miserable owner fret over his mishap was an early high note for the day.