Voodoo solutions

We spent a few days around New Year's eve visiting relatives, and sampled several shows on Bulgarian TV we don't normally watch. The degree of vulgarity and obscenity we observed was truly breath-taking. Unfortunately, I don't have the obligatory policy prescription for this social scourge at my fingertips. As a first step, I have commissioned 16 voodoo dolls representing some of the most irritating Bulgarian TV "personalities" and advertising impostors.